Death Wish (1974)
The only real apparent death wish in this movie is to fuck with Charles Bronson.
Bronson (2008)
This fascinating biopic propels the viewer through the life of a man who epitomized the unconquerable nature of the human spirit, or it was a movie about one man's unique mental illness, or it was a mirror held up to the insanity of the very notion of criminal justice. In any case, Michael Peterson/Charles Bronson may not have been very bright, but he was a man, dammit. What have you done? This one gets four sentences.
This fascinating biopic propels the viewer through the life of a man who epitomized the unconquerable nature of the human spirit, or it was a movie about one man's unique mental illness, or it was a mirror held up to the insanity of the very notion of criminal justice. In any case, Michael Peterson/Charles Bronson may not have been very bright, but he was a man, dammit. What have you done? This one gets four sentences.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)
Hilariously insane Nicolas Cage, a team of CGI guys that love seeing flaming skeletons destroy things, a villain who can only eat Twinkies, and a severe lack of Eva Mendes combine to make a movie that should not have been made.
Hilariously insane Nicolas Cage, a team of CGI guys that love seeing flaming skeletons destroy things, a villain who can only eat Twinkies, and a severe lack of Eva Mendes combine to make a movie that should not have been made.
The Thing (1982)
The harrowing tale of an alien invader that throws a bunch of men with cabin fever into a crucible of distrust, all of which would be chilling even if it weren't set in the Antarctic.
The harrowing tale of an alien invader that throws a bunch of men with cabin fever into a crucible of distrust, all of which would be chilling even if it weren't set in the Antarctic.
Betty White's Off Their Rockers (2012)
Betty White's new take on the prank show proves conclusively that any complaints old people have about younger generations being disrespectful are total bullshit.
Betty White's new take on the prank show proves conclusively that any complaints old people have about younger generations being disrespectful are total bullshit.
Key and Peele (2012)
Black comedians Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele combine their hilarious forces together into a racially charged observational supergroup comedy sketch show, coming in at about half of a Dave Chappelle's worth between them.
Black comedians Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele combine their hilarious forces together into a racially charged observational supergroup comedy sketch show, coming in at about half of a Dave Chappelle's worth between them.
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